class notes.

i don't know who even reads this but i'm going to share this with you anyways. because this is the story of my life right now. it's hilarious. these are my notes from history in the raw. no editing or anything. enjoy.

APUSH
-i don't have my notes:
-Henry VIII is stupid
-Catherine of Aragon = first wife
-they are all related
-remember that time when Henry killed all of his wives? yeah, he's dumb.
- Catherine + Henry = Mary

[insert drawing of Austin with another girl and Sarah crying on the ground]

-plans for Memphis:
-Billie and Mike can chaperone, but not Lisa
-Graceland = too much $$
-civil war museum, maybe we'll go to rhodes
-meet at ihop that morning :]

Anne Boelyn = scandalous!
-Henry + Anne = Elizabeth

-it would really help if i had my notes today

homework:
-aplit ASP quiz tomorrow; vocab test monday
-apcal hw and quiz friday
-apush vocab and notes, test tuesday

PURITANS? dumb.
-why do people draw dead guys on kun hee's paper?
-Anne Boelyn locked in Tower of London
-Henry + Jane Seymour = Edward
-died in childbirth ^
-Henry + Anne of Cleaves = 0
-Edward became king at age 9. he was sickly
-how old was Tut?
-Ed died @ 15
-Mary is next

Rosemary = freaking scary. I'm so glad, so very glad i don't have her!! Buchanan = baller

bloody mary. not the cocktail.
[insert doodle of man burning on stake here]
the puritans were kind of the only sane people back then. everyone else was craycray.

TUDORS > STUARTS
-James 1603
-Charles 1625

Let's do this
-not all Purtians are Pilgrims
-DUTCH are stupid
-Amsterdam had many temptations
JOINT STOCK!

[sidenote: sarah LOVES austin's haircut]

HOLD IT!
[insert visual here]
got cha.

-alas. winter is coming. whatever shall you do. they were hardcore and wrote a compact. vote.
-we have 20 dang minutes! ah!
-thanksgiving because they are lucky to be alive.
-Meredith has a district of columbia quarter and we just made a birthday cake analogy. Rosemary gave Jack a boiled egg for his b-day.
-Aly has a boyfriend in college. that's why Trent spanked her.
-she got a stash!
-Walker wants to go out with Jack?
-"That was awkward."
-Massachusetts Bay Colony = pro for both sides

[sidenote: i am one of 2 people in the 13 person class not in some kind of relationship. BALLER]

-City on a Hill
-6 flags over Jesus?
-bacon?
-well this class just got really boring again.
-Lil Red just called Mrs. Griffin. but not really.