quelf.

is the best game ever invented. it perfectly suits my attention span and need for randomness.

the card was: write a 5 sentence story and read it aloud before your next turn. the story must begin with, "Once upon a time, a circus clown riding a camel watched the sky turn black..." and end with "...Just pop it in your mouth and chew."

this is what happened:

"Once upon a time, a circus clown riding a camel watched the sky turn black before the clock struck 12. The clown wore a silver coat and tie, an lived inside of a pomegranate. Every once in a while, his neighbor, the talking purple-pink tazmanian devil, came over to borrow some mustard. One time the T-D (that's the tazmanian devil) stepped in a hole and fell to China, where he met a lovely little lizard. The lizard was on Hanukah vacation, and he made money by telling people why eating a rock is so easy, claiming, "Just pop it in your mouth and chew."

you can see why this game is great, right? if not, PLEASE go play it. right this second.

secondly, there are several things i wanted to tweet today, but didn't for fear of losing followers because of overactive tweeting. (some of these i did actually post, but they need more explanation).

1. "two stressful camp dreams in one night? this is getting ridiculous. #goingcrazy" - they were both about missing activities. on the same day. one was a horseback (ha, yah right), and the other was 4th activity science (we were scheduled to talk about relationships).
2. "#inothernews @shelbynoel2 SIX MORE DAYS!!!! #notachristmascountdown." - the louisiana gang that is going to onething is staying in LR on the way, and the girls are with me. PARTAY!
3."i just love getting odd looks because of what i'm wearing. it's not my fault it's not too cold for shorts and chacos. #donthate." - my friend called me at 10:53 asking if i could take her to school. she had to be there at 11. i already had on shorts and a sweatshirt, so i just threw on chacos. it actually wasn't too cold.
4. "being compared to Alex Russo was possibly the best thing that's happened to me all week."
5. the $3.23 i just spent on a single cupcake was SOOOOO worth it." cupcakes on the ridge = heaven. i got a Black Tie Affair: Ghiradelli cupcake with buttercream icing. delicious.

and it's only 3:00. the day is young.